Vodka is usually a bad idea.
If you want pizza, eat it.
Music will resolve many a problem.
Try a little bit of everything. (Note: This applies to most situations.)
Religion is optional. Faith is not.
Peggy Carter is the best “superhero.”
Cheese isn’t that bad after all.
Road trips become intolerable when older.
Write things down: lists, quotes, poems.
Living alone is a valuable experience. Being alone is important as well.
Be better about using your moisturizer.
Shamrock shakes don’t taste as good.
You don’t find your dream job. Do the ones you have well.
Protect your heart from others more.
Don’t get attached to things. Do get attached to people. Make sure they’re the right people.
I mean it about the music.
And about the pizza bit, too.
–by The Linguist